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startup roast generator
Free Startup Roast Generator for SaaS
Enter your pitch for a transparent 100-point cold-read roast with evidence-based objections, prioritized fixes, a rewrite brief, and reviewer questions.
Cold-read positioning roast
Give a skeptic the raw material
Enter the positioning a new visitor actually sees. This transparent generator scores seven signals, quotes your own words, and returns specific fixes—without pretending it inspected your design or customers.
Everything you type stays in this browser tab. If you allow analytics, we record only completion and aggregate scores—not your text.
Transparent 100-point method
Best-fit user15 pts
Painful moment15 pts
Promised outcome15 pts
One-line pitch20 pts
Current alternative10 pts
Next action10 pts
Specific proof15 pts
Length, specificity, language overlap, unsupported hype, action clarity, and evidence markers determine the score. It cannot judge visual design, market demand, or whether a claim is true.
What you get
- Transparent 100-point score
- Evidence-based roast
- Four fix-first priorities
- Rewrite and reviewer brief
What it checks
- Best-fit user
- Painful moment
- Promised outcome
- One-line pitch
- Current alternative
- Next action
- Specific proof